By Andrew Liszewski
If you’re a stereotypical geek but don’t want your offspring to grow up and follow in your footsteps of being a target for every bully on the block then why not toughen up junior’s image with an assortment of temporary baby tattoos.
That’s right, your child will be the baddest kid in day care once you get them properly inked up with these faux tats that are apparently FDA approved. Forget all this patiently waiting your turn or sharing crap, your kid will simply take what he wants, when he wants and when the other kids (or teachers) see his impressive array of body art they’ll know not to mess with him. (Unless they want a Flinstone’s phone upside the head.) And as an added bonus the odds are when they hit their teenage years you won’t have to deal with them save for weekend visits to the juvenile hall where they’ve been incarcerated.
A pack of 49 different baby tattoos is available from Perpetual Kid for only $4.99 but the memories and rap sheet they’ll acquire is priceless.
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