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Hemo-Roll, Toilet Paper For Your ‘Rrhoids

hemo roll By David Ponce

There’s nothing quite as effective at impressing your visiting ladyfriend than a nice fresh roll of Hemo-Roll hanging in your bathroom. It’s toilet paper made by a Slovakian called Tento, and is specially formulated for those of you suffering from occasional bouts of hemorrhoids. The three-ply paper is covered on one side with “a herb micro-layer of an extract from oak bark, marigold and common yarrow, with easeful effects on rectum”. Simply smear on affected area while wiping, and hopefully you won’t be needing that Preparation H any longer.

Not sure how much this is, so if we have any Slovakian readers, let us know. Apparently, this is already on the market there.

[Tento Website] VIA [SNP]








  • geoff

    i live in czech republic and we have tento toilet paper here (you know, from our neighbor, slovakia, half of the former czechoslovakia). anyway, i have never seen these ‘roid rolls here, so i can’t tell you what this bum wad would cost. but i’ll keep an eye out for it.

  • Anonymous

    It’s Perfect, exceptionally soothing, unfortunately, I have just learned they have discontinued it – at least under that name. They offered me some other stuff, which supposedly does the same, just has a different name.
    So I have to try that one.
    I wish we could get it here in North America.

    Dany

  • Anonymous

    It’s Perfect, exceptionally soothing, unfortunately, I have just learned they have discontinued it – at least under that name. They offered me some other stuff, which supposedly does the same, just has a different name.
    So I have to try that one.
    I wish we could get it here in North America.

    Dany

  • Dany08

    It's Perfect, exceptionally soothing, unfortunately, I have just learned they have discontinued it – at least under that name. They offered me some other stuff, which supposedly does the same, just has a different name.
    So I have to try that one.
    I wish we could get it here in North America.

    Dany

  • pmcsk

    a pack of 4 rolls used to cost around 2 euros. this product worked very well, unfortunatelly i can't find it in stores latelly. peter from slovakia

  • pmcsk

    a pack of 4 rolls used to cost around 2 euros. this product worked very well, unfortunatelly i can't find it in stores latelly. peter from slovakia