Renova, Toilet Paper For The Rich
By David Ponce
Now tell me… what do the rich and famous wipe their butts with? No, no, not dollar bills. But you can’t seriously think they use the same toilet paper normal people do, do you? That’s why there are products like Renova. These toilet paper rolls come in four colors, are said to be soft and silky, and more importantly, cost enough to make you feel special. It’s $13 to $20 for a three-pack, which arrives in a tube of similar color. Or, you can also order a regular pack of six, wrapped in plastic, which goes for $13 to $15.
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“what do the rich and famous wipe their butts with?”
Wanna know what I use???… Do Ya ???… Huh???…
I usually Eat at the Burger Joints for lack of some place to Cook for myself these days…
Well I ask for Extra Napkins when Hitting the Drive Through so I can wipe My Face with one of them when the Catsup starts running down My Cheek and then I have a few left to Wipe My Butt Later When the Greasy Burger decides to Leave My Body…
If I do go inside and and pick up my order I usually grab atleast a weeks worth of Napkins in Case I can’t even make it out of the place and I have to *Hit The Can* before I make it to the Door…
Posted 4:05 am on August 31st, 2006I would gladly pay $20 for a few rolls of blood red toilet paper. Though I’d probably only put it out when I have drunk people in my house.
Oh the fun I could have.
Posted 1:39 pm on August 31st, 2006This is hilarious. I think I might have to buy 3 rolls just to see if it makes me feel “special”. I wonder if it has an extra strength odor neutralizer so that their sh*t don’t stink, haha.
Perfect. Nice post!
Posted 3:26 pm on August 31st, 2006What a waste to use such a lovely decorative product… on your butt! If I had some at my house I think I would be pissed if I ever caught someone actually using it! (But then again, why would I CATCH somebody using it?) Hmm…
Posted 4:17 pm on August 31st, 2006Whats funny is you lot think this is actually expensive (it’s comparative to the prices for the regular stuff here in the UK ;o))
Posted 12:36 am on September 1st, 2006Lool thats crazy! I wonder what it feels like
Posted 12:48 am on September 1st, 2006You think that’s fancy, bitches? We truly rich niggas have bidets that wash and dry our nigga asses. Hands free shitting. You poor, broke ass niggas have to use paper. Ha! I’m Rick James, bitch.
Posted 1:05 am on September 1st, 2006I’ve got this little Jack Russell Terrier……………..
Posted 1:21 am on September 1st, 2006you guys got to see this one at http://www.sogreg.com
Posted 1:28 am on September 1st, 2006Carta igienica per ricchi…
Se siete ricchi non potete usare normale carta igienica… Link: ? Renova, Toilet Paper For The Rich | OhGizmo!….
Posted 1:32 am on September 1st, 2006There’s a fiesta in every wipe!
Posted 1:40 am on September 1st, 2006This is silly. Whatever paper you are using, ass is still ass and it IS rotten. It is a cheap form of marketing to make people feel “special”. If you have a shower after you go to the toilet, that’s better!
Posted 1:51 am on September 1st, 2006“what do the rich and famous wipe their butts with?”
I thought they used the poor….
Posted 3:00 am on September 1st, 2006IF YOU LOVE COMEDY PODCAST AND YOU 18 AND OLDER TH YOU GOT TO LOOK AT MY PODCAST AND JUST SO YOU KNOW I M GOING TO TRY SOME OFF THIS ASS PAPER OUT AND TELL YOU GUYS IF ITS COOL OR NOT http://WWW.SOGREG.COM THE PODCAST IS PODFUN PODCAST ITS ALL ABOUT COMEDY SEX XXX AND ASS PAPER JUST BE 18 AND OVER
Posted 3:50 am on September 1st, 2006El papel higienico de los ricos….
Encontrado por digg, pues nada, este bonito enlace os muestra el mejor papel (supongo) del mundo, 3 rollos valen 15 $, es suave, es resistente, es bonito y es caro. Asi que te garantiza que no te limpias tus cositas con lo mismo que los pobres. Fijate …
Posted 4:01 am on September 1st, 2006Man, this is a Portuguese brand! They sure take ass-wiping business seriously in Portugal…
Posted 7:30 am on September 1st, 2006Mi pare giusto che i ricchi……
…abbiano la loro carta igienica.
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Posted 7:36 am on September 1st, 2006I used to laugh at my friend for using moistened baby wipes instead of toilet paper… but now I get it. You think you get all the sh*t off your butt with paper? Clean with paper and then a baby wipe and see how much you are missing. Baby wipes are the bomb!
Posted 12:22 pm on September 1st, 2006what next special tampons?
Posted 3:43 pm on September 1st, 2006Stop spamming with your faggot ass podcasts, Greg. You look like a fucking jerkoff. Keep your fugly radio face off the internet you pussy. I want a blowjob from your mom.
Posted 4:39 pm on September 1st, 2006Scott’s toilet paper is the best, and its cheap. Its very absorbent. It does not disintegrate and its fairly soft.
Posted 5:46 pm on September 1st, 2006Quote “what next special tampons?”
My Jack Russell Terrier has a little brother…………
Posted 6:07 am on September 2nd, 2006Verwen je bips…
Alweer een nieuwe trend op toiletgebied! Nadat eerst de puzzelaars verwend werden met het inmiddels legendarische Sudoku toiletpapier is er nu ook toiletpapier speciaal voor luxepaarden. De naam van dit grensverleggende product luidt Renova toiletpaper…
Posted 4:02 pm on September 2nd, 2006Just use your hand and then clean your hand with a wash cloth, that way you only pay for washing the wash cloth off every few days.
Posted 6:05 pm on September 2nd, 2006I ordered some of this “luxury” tp from renovacolors.com. This stuff is actually superb to any other paper I’ve tried from the grocery store. It’s 3-ply, but damn the black is way cool! My dinner party guests were blown away. The TP is also lightly fragranced and subtly deodorizes the bathroom. Everytime I walk in my bathroom I love the smell it has. Sometimes I catch myself walking into the bathroom just to smell it’s fragrance…. Mmmmm……
Posted 6:22 pm on September 3rd, 2006Let me telly ou something about this toilet paper. Its toilet paper! I live in portugal and we dont even have it here! Its made for stupid ass americans who think toilet paper from protugal is some exotic thing worth paying 20 dollars for. Out here we just have white paper, and now black. Renova costs the same as all other brands out here and costs no more then 8 euros for a 24 roll pack that comes with an extra 6 free rolls. Dont be fooled. Actually i just read that 75% of portuguese people wipe their ass with TP from german LIDL Discount Supermarket…
Posted 6:05 am on September 5th, 2006For some reason I keep thinking that the dye in the paper has to be bad for you? Or is that just an urban legend (about dyed toilet paper being bad for you, rather…)?
Posted 9:29 pm on September 5th, 2006In Iceland where I live, Renova is the most popular toiletpaper on the market. We hardly see the old white one anymory in the supermarkets and it is simply because Renova is much better. We feel that asswipe is one of those things that makes life whorth living for.
Posted 3:25 am on September 9th, 2006There is a web site with even more color choices for toilet paper: purple, green, peach, cappuccino…is that a new European fashion or what?
Posted 4:09 pm on March 21st, 2007u can see that on http://www.frenchtoiletpaper.com
Dear Readers,
This is a stupid place to post comment, why I’m doing it I am still yet to find out, You guys are sad, I came here because of a science project. You’re sad, Shut up. All of you. Shut up.
Goodbye.
Posted 4:10 am on March 27th, 2007Excellent idea!!!
Coloured Toilette paper rocks… I also found that they are in Europe and also have… Coloured kitchen rolls…
Being different is their issue, check this out
http://www.renovaonline.net/black/
I just buy it. It’s cool and clean ;o)
Posted 10:01 am on June 11th, 2007This is exactly what I expected to find out after reading the title Renova, Toilet Paper For The Rich. Thanks for informative article
Posted 8:12 am on August 1st, 2007I have to say, that I could not agree with you in 100% regarding Renova, Toilet Paper For The Rich, but it’s just my opinion, which could be wrong
Posted 4:05 am on August 10th, 2007Excellent resource you\’ve got here!!! Will definately be back!!!
Posted 9:18 am on September 21st, 2007Interesting…
Posted 5:24 am on January 5th, 2008