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Banana Phone Holder: Worst Cellphone Accessory. Ever.

banana cellhone holderBy David Ponce

We’re not too sure why you’d want to use the Banana Phone Holder. Perhaps you enjoy looking stupid. Or, perhaps you think that you can foil would-be thieves into thinking that it’s not really a cellphone you’re talking into… but a banana.

Whatever the reason, it’ll cost you $10 to become an instant geektard.

[Banana Cellphone Holder] VIA [ShinyShiny.tv]







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  • Ben

    Surely this: http://www.allmedia.com.au/bananana/ is as good a reason as any.

  • Dave
  • Raffi

    Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring – Banana phone
    Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring – Banana phone

    I’ve got this feeling, so appealing
    For us to get together, and sing, sing!

    Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring – Banana phone
    Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding – Danana phone

    It grows in bunches, I’ve got my hunches
    It’s the best, beats the rest,
    cellular, modular, interactive-odular

    Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring – Banana phone
    BOOP BOO BA DOO BA DOOP!
    Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping – Panana phone

    It’s no baloney, it ain’t a phony
    My cellular, bananular phone

    Don’t need quarters, don’t need dimes,
    to call a friend of mine.

    Don’t need computer or TV to have a real good time.
    I’ll call for pizza, I’ll call my cat, I’ll call the white house,
    have a chat, I’ll place a call around the world,
    operator get me Beijing jing jing jing.

    Yes!

    Play that thing!

    Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring – Banana phone
    BOOP BOO BA DOO BA DOOP!
    Ying yang ying yang ying yang ying – Yanana phone

    It’s real live momma-and-poppa-phone,
    a brother and sister and a dog-o-phone,
    a grandpa phone and a grandma phone,
    My cellular, bananular phone!

    Banana phone – Ring, ring ring.
    It’s a phone with a peel!

    Banana phone – Ring, ring ring.
    Now you can have your phone and eat it too!

    Banana phone! – Ring, ring ring.
    This song drives me ..(insane)

    Banana phone! – Ring, ring ring.

    BOOP BOO BA DOO BA DOOP!

  • Mary Ann

    Wow, whoever took the actual time to type out all those lyrics in the previous comment (or went on the internet and copied and pasted them) seriously has no life. Anyways, I want a freaking banana phone.

  • Gertie

    This is the best so SHUT UP!!!