Oh! Gizmo

Surely this: http://www.allmedia.com.au/bananana/ is as good a reason as any.

and this http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/166521

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring - Banana phone
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring - Banana phone

I've got this feeling, so appealing
For us to get together, and sing, sing!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring - Banana phone
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding - Danana phone

It grows in bunches, I've got my hunches
It's the best, beats the rest,
cellular, modular, interactive-odular

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring - Banana phone
BOOP BOO BA DOO BA DOOP!
Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping - Panana phone

It's no baloney, it ain't a phony
My cellular, bananular phone

Don't need quarters, don't need dimes,
to call a friend of mine.

Don't need computer or TV to have a real good time.
I'll call for pizza, I'll call my cat, I'll call the white house,
have a chat, I'll place a call around the world,
operator get me Beijing jing jing jing.

Yes!

Play that thing!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring - Banana phone
BOOP BOO BA DOO BA DOOP!
Ying yang ying yang ying yang ying - Yanana phone

It's real live momma-and-poppa-phone,
a brother and sister and a dog-o-phone,
a grandpa phone and a grandma phone,
My cellular, bananular phone!

Banana phone - Ring, ring ring.
It's a phone with a peel!

Banana phone - Ring, ring ring.
Now you can have your phone and eat it too!

Banana phone! - Ring, ring ring.
This song drives me ..(insane)

Banana phone! - Ring, ring ring.

BOOP BOO BA DOO BA DOOP!

Wow, whoever took the actual time to type out all those lyrics in the previous comment (or went on the internet and copied and pasted them) seriously has no life. Anyways, I want a freaking banana phone.

This is the best so SHUT UP!!!