By Andrew Liszewski
Trying to find a better way to sneak your favorite contraband beverage into that movie theater, grade school play or jury duty but find the Beer Belly option to be too classy? Well the Sneaky Shorts might be a great alternative for you.
Worn under your pants (and hopefully above your boxers) the Sneaky Shorts’ bladders are able to hold 24 oz. of your liquid of choice but are designed to remain thin and concealable even when completely filled. As an added bonus, though it’s not mentioned on their website the Sneaky Shorts are also able to take even the coldest of drinks and gently warm them to body temperature well before you arrive at your destination. And once there I’m sure you won’t draw any attention to yourself when you raise your pant leg to access the conveniently placed spigot either.
The Sneaky Shorts are currently available on the Dr. Sneaky website for $19.99 and please be aware that even the site refers to them as a novelty item so don’t go relying on them for your next Everest attempt.