By Bruce Eaton
No longer do you have to worry about the FEDS kicking down a door to find your illegal cds, disks, papers, or postcards (if those exist) with the Daimaou Shredder. This beast not only handles paper, but will also do things even a “cd shredder” can’t do, like your old floppies.
Now I know you’re thinking “So what? Mine does that and such” but the real deal comes in the fact that this baby can do it at 58dB, or as loud as a quiet restaurant. Looks like it just beat yours on the cool scale, for a cool… well, a cool unknown at the moment.