By David Ponce
If this product was used on the people who designed the website that peddles it, we know at least one thing: it’s worth poop. The BabyPlus Prenatal Education System is meant to start educating your brand new mini-you while he/she is still in the womb.
BabyPlus is a series of 16 scientifically designed rhythmic sounds that resemble a mother’s heartbeat. The rhythm of the sounds increases incrementally and sequentially as the pregnancy progresses. The BabyPlus sound pattern introduces your child to a sequential learning process, built upon the natural rhythms of their own environment.
I’m not exactly sure what your $140 buys you. I just couldn’t manage to read through that heap of rubbish. Is it a set of CDs? Perhaps it’s that plastic oval thing on the picture. I imagine it’s like a little metronome that ticks a little faster every now and then, one that mommy sticks on her belly or something.