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The BabyPlus Prenatal Education System

By David Ponce

If this product was used on the people who designed the website that peddles it, we know at least one thing: it’s worth poop. The BabyPlus Prenatal Education System is meant to start educating your brand new mini-you while he/she is still in the womb.

BabyPlus is a series of 16 scientifically designed rhythmic sounds that resemble a mother’s heartbeat. The rhythm of the sounds increases incrementally and sequentially as the pregnancy progresses. The BabyPlus sound pattern introduces your child to a sequential learning process, built upon the natural rhythms of their own environment.

Right.

I’m not exactly sure what your $140 buys you. I just couldn’t manage to read through that heap of rubbish. Is it a set of CDs? Perhaps it’s that plastic oval thing on the picture. I imagine it’s like a little metronome that ticks a little faster every now and then, one that mommy sticks on her belly or something.

Why knows?

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  • NetGeek

    Eeyikes! What if this gizmo is actually sending subliminal messages to Junior so that he is pre-programmed to be an Islamic Terrorist at birth? Or worse…a Canadian Liberal Politician!!!

  • bobbyshame

    Oh my god! My coworker and cubemate used this thing for an hour a day throughout her pregnancy. Not only did I have to listen to the annoying ‘rythmic sounds’ of junior learning in the womb but apparently it’s taboo to tell a pregnant woman that you think she’s an idiot so I was extra annoyed and had to just take it.

  • bubbleman

    Fools, all of you. Most of what I know today, I learned in the womb. Grow up.

  • http://earthlink Brent Logan

    Several of your commentators lack any serious knowledge about BabyPlus; the scientific basis is clearly explained on http://www.babyplus.com, with peer-reviewed clinical studies posted there, also referenced in my book, Learning Before Birth: Every Child Deserves Giftedness. From all socioeconomic backgrounds, 150,000 children worldwide–the oldest now leaving their teenage years–consistently demonstrate superlative cognitive, social, and creative skills, making this a product expectant parents should consider investigating.

    Brent Logan, Ph.D., Director
    Prenatal Institute, Seattle