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One Million Visitors

By David Ponce

Every once in a while, I like to pat myself on the back. It’s fun. You should try it.

In this case, I wanted to share with y’all some numbers. Particularly this: we have, as of yesterday, passed the 1,000,000 unique visits mark. Strangely enough, no one came knocking at my door to greet me with a fanfare, or better yet, a couple of uh… ah, never you mind.

In any case, I’m really happy. Took us less than a year to manage, and really, actually, only took six months. As of May 2005, we did not even have 10,000 visits. Then, well… then things took off.

So, a big Thank You to everyone who comes here regularly. Thanks for making comments and giving the place at least a tiny little bit of a sense of community. Thanks for telling your friends, and helping us grow. And growth is really what’s on our (my) mind. If all goes according to plan, I’d love to have a 2 million visitor announcement within four months.

How can you help? Glad you asked. Spread the word! Ladies, paint OhGizmo on your, um, body parts and send us pictures! Get OhGizmo tattoos! Or, that failing, at least tell your friends to come visit.

And again, thanks a bunch!


9 responses to “One Million Visitors”

  1. seventoes says:

    CONGRADULATIONS!!! *Throws big party and forgets to invite people, so gets drunk and passes out in the cake and drowns in frosting*

  2. Gina Hughes says:

    Congratulations David!!! OhGizmo Rocks! Keep up the great work.

  3. Scott says:

    Congrats! BigTime!
    It’s an awesome thing you got goin’!
    Thanks for all the info, and (most of) the humor.
    Many more great milestones to you!

  4. Francesco says:

    Congratulations David!
    Greetings from Italy,


  5. Vikash says:

    I’m a regular visiter here, you bring us the funny and the new! Congratulations, tonight, i’ll drink a beer (or two) to celebrate :-]

  6. JF says:

    I’m Happy for you all but I’m not surprised. Congratulations to the team and David, yo da bomb man, I really dig your smarta** sense of humor. Keep the ball rolling!

  7. Josh Ray says:

    Congrats on the big 1 M!

  8. pumpkinhead says:

    great job!~ your humor keeps me coming and makes for a much less drab working day!

  9. colbert says:

    congrats. Someday you’ll make a million like Alex Tew too