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The Hemo-Rite, Hands-On Inflammation Treatment

By David Ponce

You can squirm around on your seat all day, resisting the nearly impossible urge to manually relieve the itching. You can apply creams and ointments and hope that it does something. And now, you can treat your hemorrhoids with this: The Hemor-Rite Cryotherapy Device.

This is how you use it. You put it in the freezer till it’s ice cold. You then, er, lube it up and insert in the affected are for 6 to 8 minutes. You then remove it, (please) wash it and put it back in the freezer. Do this four times a day, and your hemorrhoids will allegedly (eventually) go away. The freezing cold temperature effectively shrinks the inflamed tissue.

It’s $35 and only available through the (mystery) website for now, though the company expects to have it in stores on time… for Christmas.

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  • http://heliologue.com Heliologue

    Well, if the medical angle fails, they can always remarket it as a sex toy.

  • pumpkinhead

    suddenly, I have that not-so-fresh feeling…

  • Anonymous

    The Anurex is a similar device. Had to use it for a medical problem… actually was sorta fun ;-)

  • http://ffkieke.web-log.nl/ Hemaworstje

    i use my doorknob for that , way easier and cheaper.