By David Ponce
Another thing that sucks? Rejection letters is what. Many of us get them, though authors probably get them by the dozen. If there’s one in particular that grinds your gears (more than the 244 others), you can send it to the good folks at Lulu.com and for $90 they’ll send you back a custom roll of toilet paper with the letter printed on.
Yeah, yeah, wiping your butt with money, $90 for toilet paper, extortion, etc. I know, it’s a lot. But think about it. You can wipe your, er, bum, with your rejection letter!
I suppose you could also send them your dismissal letter, or you girlfriend’s break-up letter…