Oh! Gizmo

By John

You are frightened. This is you. You are a person who happens to be perpetually frightened.

That’s fine really. It takes all kinds, you know. Of course, to alleviate some of that fear and perhaps get some sleep at night, you might be interested in The Quantum Sleeper. Also known as “The Bunker Bed”.

The Quantum Sleeper Unit is a high-level security system designed for maximum protection in various hostile environments

Quantum Sleepers can also be fitted to provide protection from destructive forces of nature such as tornadoes, hurricanes, earthquakes and floods.

The Quantum Sleeper is the ultimate in protection, entertainment and communications, “ ALL ROLLED UP IN ONE???.

In other words, it’s a bed that completely encapsulates you. It integrates pretty much all you think you’d need during a period of duress: CD/DVD player, fridge, microwave and PC hookup.

Price is hard to find, so I gave up[-Ed.].

Visit The Quantum Sleeper’s site. Story VIA Gadgetblog.it

Update: Ah, there we go. Sharp eyed reader JP found the price: $160,000. That’s some expensive paranoia.