By David Ponce
Move over “spork”, there’s a new bad boy in town, and it’s the unfortunately named “Pizza Cutter Fork”. As you can see from the picture, it’s a simple fork with a smartly integrated pizza cutter. That way, you can eat your pizza with one hand, leaving the other to drink your beer. If you happen to be watching the game, in the company of a scantily clad lady by your side, I have bad news for you: you have died, and are now in heaven.
Now, if only they could find a good catchy name for this $6 invention… The “Picuork”? The “Pizcufork”?
Eh, sounds a little douchebaggy. Anyone want to give it a crack?