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The Pizza Cutter Fork

By David Ponce

Move over “spork”, there’s a new bad boy in town, and it’s the unfortunately named “Pizza Cutter Fork”. As you can see from the picture, it’s a simple fork with a smartly integrated pizza cutter. That way, you can eat your pizza with one hand, leaving the other to drink your beer. If you happen to be watching the game, in the company of a scantily clad lady by your side, I have bad news for you: you have died, and are now in heaven.

Now, if only they could find a good catchy name for this $6 invention… The “Picuork”? The “Pizcufork”?

Eh, sounds a little douchebaggy. Anyone want to give it a crack?

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25 responses to “The Pizza Cutter Fork”

  1. Anonymous says:

    The Porzzk.

  2. Anonymous says:

    this is stupid. can’t you just hold the pizza in one hand and your beer in the other?

  3. seventoes says:

    Wow…. what a coincidence, thats right where i hold my fork… i dont want to cut off my Pizza-Finger with the new “Pizcufork”

  4. alfredo says:

    What kinda douche eats pizza with a fork?

  5. soup says:

    gonna order me 1 for each hand…eat pizza quicker…..MMMmmmm pizza

  6. bazza says:

    hey, watchin the game at the mo. nice ladee by my side, nice lingerie…SH!T, im dead..!! but at least i’ve got my ‘PIZCUFORK’

  7. Kazza says:

    I would use this to cut up my pizza slices, use the fork side to dish it up if its hot. Ingenious!

  8. Anonymous says:

    lamey Mclame. if your using a plate to eat pizza you got somewhere to put your beer anyway. if i see anyone using one of these i WILL punch them then laugh hard

  9. dponce80 says:

    No you retardo. You don’t get the idea. Imagine you’re on a sofa. No table in front of you. On your right, you put you piping hot pizza on a plate. On your left is your gal. In your left hand is a beer. You’ve got no place to put your beer down, it would just fall on the sofa. How are you going to eat the pizza now, without this thing? You can’t ask her to hold it for you, how lame is that? You can’t take it in your hand, it’s too hot.

    Get it?

    It’s great!

  10. Zerik says:

    “You can’t take it in your hand, it’s too hot.” Wait 20 seconds for it to cool you fat @&%$! Assuming you have a girl, she won’t be there long if you start eating piping hot pizza with this most worthless of products. It’s more worthless then playing marco polo with Helen Keller… Marco, Marco, Marco, Marco, etc.

  11. What says:

    If your girl won’t hold your beer, get a new girl.

  12. Exodus says:

    How about the “Forkzatur”?

  13. kat says:

    i think its cute! lol

  14. amcgltd says:

    Actually, We Might Use This One

    I don’t know what you’d call this for sure, but we might pick one up. Olivia likes pizza, but the slices are a little too big for her. Plus there’s that annoying tendency for the kitchen to undercut the…

  15. Fecal McStool says:

    I like to talk about stool.

  16. Nick says:

    i think it sucks.

  17. divi says:

    why dont you use the side of the fork? youd have to push just as hard w/ this gay slicer…oh and hellen keller guy…you gotta give credit where credit is due…stealing family guy shit like that

  18. you losers says:

    you’re just jealous you didn’t think of it first!

  19. Anony Mouse says:

    Using a fork to eat pizza is like using AOL to surf the web…both are unnecessary and both are ghey!

  20. Anonymous says:

    fuck me

  21. morgan says:

    Sorry, but I don’t like it. Casey and I are doing one for a project it is going to blow this one out of the water!!!!!!

  22. Matthew says:

    The PiCFork. (PIzza Cutter FORK)

  23. maxtex54 says:

    pizza hut still my preferred place to get pizza. It just rocks!

  24. How about: IZZ- A- FORK ? Pronounced like Pizza but with out the P. sorta sounds Italian! LOL!

  25. cally907 says:

    Pizzork… But really, this is a nightmare utensil for anyone who still handwashes their dishes!