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The Pizza Cutter Fork

By David Ponce

Move over “spork”, there’s a new bad boy in town, and it’s the unfortunately named “Pizza Cutter Fork”. As you can see from the picture, it’s a simple fork with a smartly integrated pizza cutter. That way, you can eat your pizza with one hand, leaving the other to drink your beer. If you happen to be watching the game, in the company of a scantily clad lady by your side, I have bad news for you: you have died, and are now in heaven.

Now, if only they could find a good catchy name for this $6 invention… The “Picuork”? The “Pizcufork”?

Eh, sounds a little douchebaggy. Anyone want to give it a crack?

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  • Anonymous

    The Porzzk.

  • Anonymous

    this is stupid. can’t you just hold the pizza in one hand and your beer in the other?

  • seventoes

    Wow…. what a coincidence, thats right where i hold my fork… i dont want to cut off my Pizza-Finger with the new “Pizcufork”

  • alfredo

    What kinda douche eats pizza with a fork?

  • soup

    gonna order me 1 for each hand…eat pizza quicker…..MMMmmmm pizza

  • bazza

    hey, watchin the game at the mo. nice ladee by my side, nice lingerie…SH!T, im dead..!! but at least i’ve got my ‘PIZCUFORK’

  • Kazza

    I would use this to cut up my pizza slices, use the fork side to dish it up if its hot. Ingenious!

  • Anonymous

    lamey Mclame. if your using a plate to eat pizza you got somewhere to put your beer anyway. if i see anyone using one of these i WILL punch them then laugh hard

  • dponce80

    No you retardo. You don’t get the idea. Imagine you’re on a sofa. No table in front of you. On your right, you put you piping hot pizza on a plate. On your left is your gal. In your left hand is a beer. You’ve got no place to put your beer down, it would just fall on the sofa. How are you going to eat the pizza now, without this thing? You can’t ask her to hold it for you, how lame is that? You can’t take it in your hand, it’s too hot.

    Get it?

    It’s great!

  • Zerik

    “You can’t take it in your hand, it’s too hot.” Wait 20 seconds for it to cool you fat @&%$! Assuming you have a girl, she won’t be there long if you start eating piping hot pizza with this most worthless of products. It’s more worthless then playing marco polo with Helen Keller… Marco, Marco, Marco, Marco, etc.

  • What

    If your girl won’t hold your beer, get a new girl.

  • Exodus

    How about the “Forkzatur”?

  • kat

    i think its cute! lol

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  • Fecal McStool

    I like to talk about stool.

  • Nick

    i think it sucks.

  • divi

    why dont you use the side of the fork? youd have to push just as hard w/ this gay slicer…oh and hellen keller guy…you gotta give credit where credit is due…stealing family guy shit like that

  • you losers

    you’re just jealous you didn’t think of it first!

  • Anony Mouse

    Using a fork to eat pizza is like using AOL to surf the web…both are unnecessary and both are ghey!

  • Anonymous

    fuck me

  • morgan

    Sorry, but I don’t like it. Casey and I are doing one for a project it is going to blow this one out of the water!!!!!!

  • Matthew

    The PiCFork. (PIzza Cutter FORK)

  • maxtex54

    pizza hut still my preferred place to get pizza. It just rocks!

  • Ann Chunestudy

    How about: IZZ- A- FORK ? Pronounced like Pizza but with out the P. sorta sounds Italian! LOL!

  • cally907

    Pizzork… But really, this is a nightmare utensil for anyone who still handwashes their dishes!