The Pizza Cutter Fork
By David Ponce
Move over “spork”, there’s a new bad boy in town, and it’s the unfortunately named “Pizza Cutter Fork”. As you can see from the picture, it’s a simple fork with a smartly integrated pizza cutter. That way, you can eat your pizza with one hand, leaving the other to drink your beer. If you happen to be watching the game, in the company of a scantily clad lady by your side, I have bad news for you: you have died, and are now in heaven.
Now, if only they could find a good catchy name for this $6 invention… The “Picuork”? The “Pizcufork”?
Eh, sounds a little douchebaggy. Anyone want to give it a crack?
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Comments [22]
The Porzzk.
Posted 2:21 pm on September 15th, 2005this is stupid. can’t you just hold the pizza in one hand and your beer in the other?
Posted 12:59 am on September 16th, 2005Wow…. what a coincidence, thats right where i hold my fork… i dont want to cut off my Pizza-Finger with the new “Pizcufork”
Posted 4:06 pm on September 16th, 2005What kinda douche eats pizza with a fork?
Posted 9:38 am on September 22nd, 2005gonna order me 1 for each hand…eat pizza quicker…..MMMmmmm pizza
Posted 3:07 pm on September 22nd, 2005hey, watchin the game at the mo. nice ladee by my side, nice lingerie…SH!T, im dead..!! but at least i’ve got my ‘PIZCUFORK’
Posted 3:19 pm on September 22nd, 2005I would use this to cut up my pizza slices, use the fork side to dish it up if its hot. Ingenious!
Posted 7:25 pm on September 22nd, 2005lamey Mclame. if your using a plate to eat pizza you got somewhere to put your beer anyway. if i see anyone using one of these i WILL punch them then laugh hard
Posted 9:43 pm on September 22nd, 2005No you retardo. You don’t get the idea. Imagine you’re on a sofa. No table in front of you. On your right, you put you piping hot pizza on a plate. On your left is your gal. In your left hand is a beer. You’ve got no place to put your beer down, it would just fall on the sofa. How are you going to eat the pizza now, without this thing? You can’t ask her to hold it for you, how lame is that? You can’t take it in your hand, it’s too hot.
Get it?
It’s great!
Posted 9:59 pm on September 22nd, 2005“You can’t take it in your hand, it’s too hot.” Wait 20 seconds for it to cool you fat @&%$! Assuming you have a girl, she won’t be there long if you start eating piping hot pizza with this most worthless of products. It’s more worthless then playing marco polo with Helen Keller… Marco, Marco, Marco, Marco, etc.
Posted 10:43 pm on September 22nd, 2005If your girl won’t hold your beer, get a new girl.
Posted 7:17 am on September 23rd, 2005How about the “Forkzatur”?
Posted 8:53 am on September 23rd, 2005i think its cute! lol
Posted 9:55 am on September 23rd, 2005Actually, We Might Use This One
I don’t know what you’d call this for sure, but we might pick one up. Olivia likes pizza, but the slices are a little too big for her. Plus there’s that annoying tendency for the kitchen to undercut the…
Posted 1:30 pm on September 23rd, 2005I like to talk about stool.
Posted 2:55 pm on September 23rd, 2005i think it sucks.
Posted 3:23 pm on September 23rd, 2005why dont you use the side of the fork? youd have to push just as hard w/ this gay slicer…oh and hellen keller guy…you gotta give credit where credit is due…stealing family guy shit like that
Posted 3:38 pm on September 23rd, 2005you’re just jealous you didn’t think of it first!
Posted 9:19 pm on September 23rd, 2005Using a fork to eat pizza is like using AOL to surf the web…both are unnecessary and both are ghey!
Posted 10:06 pm on September 23rd, 2005fuck me
Posted 10:06 pm on October 2nd, 2005Sorry, but I don’t like it. Casey and I are doing one for a project it is going to blow this one out of the water!!!!!!
Posted 7:24 am on November 8th, 2005The PiCFork. (PIzza Cutter FORK)
Posted 1:30 am on September 4th, 2006