By David Ponce
No, no… Sadly, it’s not deep fried, honey glazed Madagascar hissing roaches. It’s perfectly edible candy, made to look and feel like everyone’s favorite scurrying little pest.
Each roach has a juicy gummy underbelly and is covered with a crunchy candy shell, just like real cockroach wings. Each giant Cockroach Cluster measures about 2 inches long and 1 inch wide
They’re inspired by the latest Harry Potter movie and they’ll be available in stores in October. You can bet the farm that your kids (should you have any), will scream and stomp, roll over on the the ground, grovel and such, and otherwise make a horrible scene until you give in and buy them a dozen. It’s $10 a pound, incidentally.
Don’t say you haven’t been warned.