Comments on: Hufu, Human Tofu

By: eliseknowsall

eliseknowsall — Tue, 12 May 2009 14:38:37 +0000

actually in harrison's book, the product was called “soylent steaks”
the 1973 movie Soylent Green had the soylent green wafers made out of humans (they were marketing them as a mixture of soy protien, lentils, and plankton)

By: Aaron Renee

Aaron Renee — Thu, 09 Nov 2006 18:45:24 +0000

Boy would I love to taste your hyde steve, BUT I will settle for the healthy human flesh alternative…YAY HUFU!!
Praise Hell
Satan

By: steve

steve — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 06:43:06 +0000

goddamn where the fuck was i when this came out. my halloweeen paties could have been so much better with hufu. im just dissapointed in myself. send me an order form. im havin a halloween party as soon as i can get this shit even if its in june. oh yeah burn in hell
hail satan

By: MalikTous

MalikTous — Wed, 18 Oct 2006 15:22:04 +0000

There’s a great read in Harrison’s ‘Make Room! Make Room!’. The locals ate soylent green… Just add green food colour to this stuff and you’ve got the real thing!

By: anthony

anthony — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 01:33:47 +0000

are you kidding? who in there right mind would try? this is wrong and just shows how sick people can get

By: Brian

Brian — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 08:01:25 +0000

Beware, I tried ordering some, they took my money and never delivered the hufu.

By: person

person — Tue, 07 Mar 2006 16:17:08 +0000

this is just fucking sick i ahte u all and hope that who ever came up with this product burns in hell

By: cannibal

cannibal — Tue, 07 Mar 2006 16:15:01 +0000

i love this new product it has made it were i dont eat as many people but this product is to cosdtly

By: The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns — Tue, 01 Nov 2005 07:59:28 +0000

Human Flesh Tofu

Ew, and I said “ew”. Other than as a gag gift or for a Jeffrey Dahmer-like sicko, this human flesh tofu makes little sense to me. Who in their right mind wants to have a taste of human flesh?…