The Turd Extruder
By David Ponce
By Jove, I’ve stumbled upon the apotheotic moment in the history of human ingenuity where product design took a right angled turn for the crapper! Literally.
What we have here, ladies and gents, is a poop extruder, called the “Turd Twister”. It is meant to be worn, er, between your cheeks during your morning constitutional. Upon forcible exit of semi-rigid organic waste matter, it will pass through one of the smartly shaped discs, thereupon shaping said turd into little star, or little heart or even little bat shaped, um… tubes.
Should you accidentally “swallow” the Turd Twister up the wrong end, it comes fitted with a (apparently trademarked) Safe-T-Floss retraction cord.
Be the life of the party for $10 for a pack of three. Right here. Story VIA Double Viking.
Incidentally, is this thing even real?
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god i hope not…
Posted 10:11 am on September 5th, 2005Turd Twister: Creatividad en el WC
Me abstendré de dar los detalles de uso de este curioso artilugio. Digamos que el Turd Twister deja obsoleta la frase “Voy a plantar muñequitos”.
Dispones de más de 20 “diseños” para dar rienda suelta a tu creatividad.
Eso sÃ, antes …
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Posted 10:33 pm on September 5th, 2005This + dog + neighbor’s driveway = hours of fun
Posted 6:50 am on September 6th, 2005Please send me anymore information on the “Turd Twister” and all the components !
Posted 7:44 pm on September 25th, 2006Thanks !