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The Turd Extruder

By David Ponce

By Jove, I’ve stumbled upon the apotheotic moment in the history of human ingenuity where product design took a right angled turn for the crapper! Literally.

What we have here, ladies and gents, is a poop extruder, called the “Turd Twister”. It is meant to be worn, er, between your cheeks during your morning constitutional. Upon forcible exit of semi-rigid organic waste matter, it will pass through one of the smartly shaped discs, thereupon shaping said turd into little star, or little heart or even little bat shaped, um… tubes.

Should you accidentally “swallow” the Turd Twister up the wrong end, it comes fitted with a (apparently trademarked) Safe-T-Floss retraction cord.

Be the life of the party for $10 for a pack of three. Right here. Story VIA Double Viking.

Incidentally, is this thing even real?

  • seventoes

    god i hope not…

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  • fgarriel

    This + dog + neighbor’s driveway = hours of fun

  • KiKi

    Please send me anymore information on the “Turd Twister” and all the components !
    Thanks !

  • Crallen Allen

    I want one how much is this in GBP???

  • stuart

    It is i bought one……It comes with a full kit,however the real joke is in the instruction manual..Its not really meant to be used.The manual goes into great detail and trouble shooting will have you in stitches..EG..what to do if turd is too sloppy and what to eat to remedy this etc.Ditto Turd too hard..