By David Ponce
Bumbaclot! Dem tek mi rolex and mi new links!! An ba dem Rasta Poof widdit!
Ah, who am I kidding? I couldn’t make myself sound like a Rastafarian if my life depended on it. Won’t stop me from wanting to buy the Rasta Poof, a rather unique and very hairy mass of merino wool. Except of course, I won’t buy it, because $730 buys me a hell of a lot of other considerably more useful things.