By David Ponce
Oh caddy caddy of my dreams, wont you thenceforth walk with me on many a-trails of green pastures, and delicious ponds. Make me the envy of my pampered friends, feed me the milk of the overindulged and grant me the gift… of uniqueness.
With my $600 ($2425 for the electric version), please ensure that only I will walk the green alongside your curvaceous frame, only to feed the mouth of envy and the burning of lust with visions of aluminium and wear-resistant plastic coating. Oh, and a one spoke rim.