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The Sunblades

By David Ponce

If walking around looking like a hemmorhoidal douchebag is your idea of a good time, then the marketing guys at Sunblades have hit a bullseye. This company is now selling shades that aren’t shades. No. Instead, they provide you with a narrow band of shade, to protect you from that nasty sun glare. Look straight ahead, and your vision is unimpaired. Look a little higher (where the sun might be lurking) and you’re covered.

Living life at the bleeding edge of craptacular product design will set you back $35, right here. Story VIA Strange New Products.


5 responses to “The Sunblades”

  1. jjb says:

    the first ‘sunblades’ link is broken. Also, what were these people thinking?

  2. Anonymous says:

    word. those… things they are wearing are pretty douche-tastic.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Unibrows of the world unite!

  4. Jenna says:

    Wow, they have Batman Sunblades on the website… I knew someone would turn Batman douche-tacular someday…

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