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The Mind Molester

By David Ponce

I’m feeling evil, just for the heck of it. Not Jeffrey Dahmer cannibal-soup evil, more like Janet Reno striptease evil. You too can join in the fun with the Mind Molester, from ThinkGeek.

You simply plug a 9-volt battery into the device and plant it in an appropriate location. It produces a one-second electronic chirp about once every 3 minutes. Due to the chirp’s duration, frequency, and sound characteristics, it’s a very difficult, time-consuming, frustrating and maddening task to locate the unit. In a cubicle farm, you’ll likely be popping an aneurysm from suppressed laughter.

All this fun for $25. Sort of a lot for something that will likely be stomped to death if found. Check it out here. Story VIA Random Good Stuff.








  • Todd

    “I’m feeling evil, just for the heck of it. Not Jeffrey Dahmer cannibal-soup evil, more like Janet Reno striptease evil.”

    Blogging gold, David. Blogging gold. That may very well be the funniest line i’ve seen in quite a while. Keep it up.

  • http://www.ohgizmo.com dponce80

    Lol… glad you like, it.

  • tutash

    …or get one of those crappy little motion sensor alarms and let the battery run down. My father has one around the house and it drives me nuts.

  • http://www.dontforward.com Jeff

    Same for pagers. My pager battery went low during the weekend, when I wasn’t carrying it. Drove me crazy trying to figure out where the beeps were coming from.

    I’ve seen pagers on ebay for about $3. The beep comes less often, which makes it harder to find.

    Your victim would rather see Janet Reno naked.

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