So you just have to know where all your loved ones are at every second of every minute. Your poo will turn to stone and you’ll pop a few capillaries in your eyes if you dont. What to do? Get a Wherifone by company Werify Wireless.
It’s just a cellphone (barely) with GPS. It’s not even really a cell phone, cause you can’t really make calls on it. You can pre-program the 5 buttons on it to call wherever… but that’s it.
See, it’s aimed at certain people, like Alzheimer’s patients and such. But I can just imagine some people putting this to… alternative uses.